Wind Demon and Rock Demon seeing what’s happening immediately charged towards Odd Squad deciding to quickly get rid of these 3 threats. Lolidragon appeared in front of the Wind Demon stopping him. “Some people say that competing speed against wind is a stupid idea, I will now prove to you, competing speed with me is the even more stupid.” Right after Lolidragon uttered these words, the two draggers in her hands began to spin quickly, hacking, chopping and thrusting forcing the Wind Demon into a hasty retreat.

Ugly Wolf waved around his stick*, persistently fighting against the Rock Demon. When it comes to strength and physique Ugly Wolf obviously don’t stand a chance against the rock-hard Rock Demon. But Ugly Wolf snorted and his heart suffering. Even a 3 year old kid knows how to defeat a rock. All you have to do is hit him repeated with both heat and ice and he’ll shatter right?

“Gui! Get Fire Phoenix to spit fire at the Rock Demon!” Ugly Wolf PMed* Gui and Gui responded instantly.

“You think fire will have an effect on me?” the Rock Demon was being burned by the fire but he seemed very nonchalant.

Ugly Wolf grinned icily. What happens if we add water? Okay, watch me make your shatter into pieces….water, should I go get Yu Lian? No, Yu Lian only has fire and earth spells, Doll can’t be used, Gui won’t be much help and Lolidragon is a thief. Damn it! No water…Ugly Wolf stood frozen in place. Now what are we supposed to do? There’s no way I’m going up to the Water Demon and say, ‘Hey! Lend me some water so I can kill the Rock Demon!”

“Wahh~~Mama!” Meatbun was on the side crying violently. The arena was practically being flooded by tears.

Ugly Wolf’s ugly face broke out into a smile. How amazing, Prince is already dead but he didn’t forget to leave us with this important “orphan” Ugly Wolf quickly scooped up Meatbun and began to talk. “Meatbun, that rock other there was the reason why your Mama died. Do you want to get revenge for her?”

“Wah~ what’s revenge?” Meatbun looked up with huge innocent eyes.

Ugly Wolf scratched his head a bit. “Just…go other to that Rock Demon and cry and your Mama will be very happy!” Ugly Wolf said in his best comforting voice*.

“Then Mama will come back? Meat-bunbun misses Mama.”

“Yup…probably!”

“Okay!” Meatbun’s face filled with resolve began to jump and bounce towards the Rock Demon.

Ugly Wolf wiped away a cold sweat; thankful that Meat buns don’t have brains.

Rock Demon began to stare at the Meat bun that’s hopping towards him. Meatbun jumped onto his shoulder and two water pillars immediately came on. Rock Demon began to hear himself start to crack. His face in alarm began to frantically trying to grab Meatbun. “What are you doing? Get off!” However Meatbun is small and very active. In a second he was on his head, his shoulders, and his arms…the two water taps running destroying Rock Demon’s body.

The whole situation did a 180 turn!

I just got back from the rebirth point, passed the after-death vomiting stage and began to look around me bored.

“Now what am I supposed to do?” I mumbled to myself before remembering. “That right! I should go and see how the match is faring.”

So that I would get to the match on time, I quickly grabbed a bag of melon seeds, brought a plate of fried rice and a bottle of coke and hurried on to the stadium. I got there just in time to see Gui in his maniacal state. I found a seat and began to look at my teammates who turned crazy because of my death.

“Wow~ if I knew Gui could control Fire Phoenix just like that then I should have committed suicide so that we could have delicious barbeque meat!”

“What a scary Inferno Dragon…”

“Yu Lian-dasao is really ferocious…”

I signed for the countless time, but my crazy teammates are continuously being mad. By the time I finished eating my fried rice the whole arena turned into a disaster. “Flaming floods” and “fallen sky and cracked earth…” *

Floods.

“Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Mama didn’t come back! Mama~!!” Meatbun’s two water taps have now evolved into two full fledged waterfalls! The flowing water overtook the whole arena flooding it. Meatbun must have set a new record for flooding the stadium.

Flames.

“Fire Phoenix, quickly! Burn all of the arrogant demons into hell! Ahahaha~” Gui have already entered in a semi-mad state and Fire Phoenix have begun to get addicted to burning. Aside from the small number of Odd Squad members, Fire Phoenix spit out fire at anyone and anyplace.

Fallen sky.

“Bump” the overflow sky sounded. Doll’s Horrifying Underworld Inferno Dragon “once again” rammed into the stadium pillars.* Pieces of rock that’s the size of human heads flew all over the arena. Even the spectators over at the stands suffered from the attack of the flying rocks. I dodged.  Wow, almost hit me. *

Cracked earth.

When Yu Lian-dasao’s terrifying earthquake spell is used for the 11^th time, the ground of the arena already turned into 6 uneven pieces and it seems like her goal is to split the ground until its barely recognizable.

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*挥着光耀之杖 – uh I think it means he’s waving his stick but I’m not sure exactly what to call it! >___<

*队伍频道 – I think this means to PM someone but I not really sure

*丑狼尽量用着哄小孩的语气 – for this sentence here I’m not really sure if it be translated literally into English!

*场上已经是一片“水深火热”、“天崩地裂” – I translated it pretty literally…it might need some changes.

*“碰”的滔天巨响，娃娃的恐怖地狱火焰骨龙“又”撞上了会场旁边的柱子 – completely don’t understand how to put this in the proper English format!

*至于祸主娃娃则偏着头无辜的站在一旁 – kind of confusing…not sure how to translate this.